There Has to Be a Better Way! (24 GIFs)

Don’t you love those hilariously bad infomercials? Of course, you do! They were (and for some of us still are) the main reason to watch commercials on TV. As you will later see, you could buy anything from doorstops for cutting bread to milk glasses that splash milk all over your face. Well, not really, but context is unimportant in this case.
Without further ado, here are 24 side-splitting infomercial GIFs (with annoying and sometimes unfunny commentary from yours truly).

When you’re so old you forgot how physics work

When you’re worshipping Satan but still need that daily dose of Calcium